Night Crumbs

November 2, 2012 / Posted by:

“Hand me that Victoria’s Secret catalog, I need to order a new angel” said Leonardo DiCatchAHo to his butler after breaking up with Erin Heatheron – Just Jared

Faith Hill must’ve had the rubber bands on her braces changed that day, because I’d be really disappointed with her if she didn’t have black and orange ones for Halloween – Lainey Gossip

Disappointment is mistaking Kellie Pickler for Susan Powter Hollywood Tuna 

The NYC Marathon is canceled. But the Eat BBQ Chicharones On My Couch All Weekend Marathon  is still on! – Towleroad

You know the 1990s fashion comeback is not a good thing when Emma Roberts is wearing a bodysuit with a snap crotch – Drunken Stepfather

RiRi, you nasty skank, take that finger out of your mouth! You know where it’s been. (It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt. It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt.) – The Superficial 

The judge threw out Sam Lutfi’s case against The Spears Family, which means Bit Bit won’t have to take the stand. Boo. – Celebitchy

So many incest jokes fill my head when looking at that picture of Miley Cyrus tongue kissing a horse head – Popoholic

So that’s why when I go to the store to buy lifting weights (no, I don’t), they’re all out of stock. These panty creamers bought them all – The Berry  

This makes sense, because didn’t Abraham Lincoln bone every cocktail waitress in Las Vegas before settling down? – IDLYITW

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still as awkward as ever – ICYDK

Pippa Middleton’s new dude is serving up some pursed Joey Lawrence realness – Popsugar

Someone has a standing weekly appointment with the butt waxers – (NSFWish) OMG Blog 

Granddaddy GOOP is my hero – Hollywood Rag 

The best of Tard! – Cityrag

….as genteel and pristine as ever – I’m Not Obsessed

Steven Tyler is just too damn old (and fried in the brains) to give a fuck – SOW

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