Afternoon Crumbs

October 16, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

In “Thank the lawd for the kitty halftime show” news, Beyonce will headline the Super Bowl halftime show. I hope that Justin Timberlake performs with her and I hope that at the end their performance he rips her lace front off. – ICYDK

Ben Affleck has finally raised the white flag and is no longer fighting the hot – Lainey Gossip

But when can we start celebrating “Throw Ann Coulter Into An Active Volcano” Day? – Towleroad

Panty Creamer of the Day: Hulk Hogan’s lawyer getting all sexy while talking about his client’s sex tape – Celebitchy

Ashley Greene looks like the $1 delft vase I bought at Pic N’ Save for my abuelita’s birthday – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Love Hewitt still can’t dress – Hollywood Tuna

Nobody wants to talk to Kelly Taylor’s ass even Amanda Bynes – The Superficial

Yes, they’re really doing this Carrie remake – OMG Blog

“Why is Foghorn Leghorn wearing that dress?” is what I hope Brit Brit will say on the first day of The X-Factor live shows – IDLYITW

Cameron Diaz bought a bunch of fancy clothes and she seems really happy about it – Popoholic

This is not what I had in mind when I Googled “Will Arnett balls deep” – SOW

This is not what I had in mind when I Googled “Sandra Bullock fingers Chelsea Handler in the shower” – Cityrag

DUH. – Hollywood Rag

Another day, another picture of RPattz looks like he’s scratching the unicorn lice in his enchanted forest hair – Popsugar

Jeremy Lin on GQ – Just Jared

White boy nipples alert – The Berry

You know your pepaw’s favorite funeral suit? Looks like Ciara snatched it out of the Salvation Army bin and butchered it up – Crunk + Disorderly

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