Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Little Green Man who’s a bossy bitch and tells drivers to slow down, because children are playing in the street or something.
Up until yesterday, I didn’t know the Little Green Man existed until I saw paparazzi pictures of him hanging out in front of White Oprah’s den of dysfunctional destruction yesterday. I figured that since White Oprah is always high on who knows what, she constantly sees Little Green Men running around and feels sad when the other Lohan brats shake their heads “no” after she asks them if they see Little Green Men too. So she bought this Little Green Man so they can all see a Little Green Man together like a family. But no, the Little Green Man is in suburban neighborhoods everywhere and is always warning speeders to slow down before a screaming kid gets trapped in their front grill.
It’s funny that the Lohans have one since Lindsay Lohan doesn’t pay attention to actual traffic signs let alone traffic signs bought at Toys ‘R Us. If anything, that neighborhood should have a little Red Man that has the words “RUUUUUN, CHILDREN, RUUUUUN” written on it, because at any moment that crazy bitch could take a kid out with her leased Porsche.
And I don’t even want to know the things a drunken and coked up White Oprah has done to that Little Green Man’s hand. Thank XENU he’s green or we’d probably see the evidence.
via E!