Dear Nicki Minaj, Stevie Nicks Has Got Your Number
Here’s the #1 reason for why Steve Nicks should’ve been an American Idol judge this season. Stevie Nicks was once a mentor on that shit show, so The Daily (via Gawker) asked her what she thinks about the bitch brawl between Mimi and Nicki Minaj. Mimi might be scared that Nicki is going to bust a hot pink bullet into her cowardly lion weave, but Stevie Nicks isn’t scared of Nicki at all. Stevie would be making dresses out of dyed black sheets in prison if Nicki came at her like that.
“How dare this little girl…If I had been Mariah I would have walked over to Nicki and strangled her to death right there. I would have killed her in front of all those people and had to go to jail for it.
You really don’t mess with a crazy witch whose last “fuck” was eaten away by cocaine a long time ago. If American Idol is still using mentors, they should get Stevie, Dionne Warwick and Aretha Franklin to do it. Then they should gather those three in a room, throw Nicki Minaj in there, lock the door and tell the children to cover their ears, because it’s not going to be pretty.
It’s a damn shame that Stevie Nicks never had any children, because she’d make an amazing abuelita.