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My new favorite bar arcade game: The bar bathroom pregnancy test dispenser!
A non-profit fetal alcohol syndrome prevention organization called Healthy Brains for Children have installed one of their pregnancy test machines at Pub 500, a bar in Mankato, Minnesota, and they have plans to put more machines in more bars. The machine is for ladies to make sure there’s not an uninvited guest squatting in their womb before they start boozing, so they won’t give birth to a kid with Lohan brains. One test costs $3 and all proceeds goes Healthy Brains. One Pub 500 customer embraces this mess of a machine and said this to the NYDN: “If you can buy condoms and whatnot at a bar, it’s logical to buy a pregnancy test.”
Some of you might think this is the dumbest of dumb ideas and is a total buzz kill, but I love it. I’m just thinking of all the memories my friends and I will make when we take turns drunkenly pissing on pregnancy tests to see if we’ve got a case of the BABIES!! It’ll be the best drinking game ever. Every time a test comes up positive, we’ll all down a shot. Besides, if a piss stick you bought from a vending machine tells you that you’re going to be somebody’s mother while you’re squatting over a public toilet in Chinese Laundry heels, you’ll want this to happen in a bar, because you’re going to need a few drinks and then some.
via Neatorama