Night Crumbs
The Silver Fox said on his show today that everyone has known he’s here for the peen and now everyone really knows he’s here for the peen, so we can all get back to more important things like warming our souls on his giggles and wondering if he sent Ben MESSani down the firehouse pole for getting caught sucking on a side trick’s face – Towleroad
ScarJo and Jordan Catalano (who’s back to fighting the hot with a hobo beard) hold hands, look absolutelyfuckingbored while doing so – Lainey Gossip
Christian Bale needs to stop warming the pile of frozen coal in my chest – The Superficial
Elle Fanning is sweaty and I’m just going to say that’s from standing so close to Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis – Hollywood Tuna
The Pregnant Midge doll looks more human-like than Holly Madison does – Drunken Stepfather
Skip down to the fourth picture and tell me if Lil’ Kim’s lace front is eating her face or not – The Berry
Attention whore Brand Glandville shoves herself into attention whore LeAnn Rimes’ latest drama – Celebitchy
It’s never a nice day for a CaCa wedding – Just Jared
Some people use Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to fall to sleep, Kanye used it to get hard – IDLYITW
And yet that homeless dude looks hotter and poses better than those tricks – Hollywood Rag
Lena Dunham chopped her hair off and now looks like one of the Lost Boys from Peter Pan – ICYDK
“We’re here fighting against cancer, but our thoughts are also with Kim Kardashian, because she has it worse!” – said everybody at this cancer benefit – Popoholic
Jennifer Lawrence’s Katniss hair is back – Cityrag
Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s latest leased piece from VS makes that money – Popsugar
Oh, don’t bother Matthew Perry, he’s just housesitting for Jennifer Aniston again – SOW
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? – I’m Not Obsessed