Night Crumbs

August 14, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

“This is the proudest moment of our lives” said the parents of the demure fresh flower (and my current life idol) who got her no-no tattooed in front of a bunch of strangers – Drunken Stepfather

Either Nicole Kidman wants the tabloids to press the on button on the baby bump watch or she’s just massaging the gas around – Lainey Gossip

Tim Tebow does the topless “Jesus on a cross” pose in GQ – Celebitchy

Jennifer Aniston just labeled this kitten slurping on a bottle video as “what to watch on a loop if Justin leaves me at the altar” – The Berry

Jessica Biel’s clip-on bangs were totally Justin Timberlake’s idea – Hollywood Tuna

Bobby Trendy, call your agent now! – Towleroad

In other news, The Hoff got bit in the taint by a venus flytrap while looking for the Garden of Eden – The Superficial

I really thought that this was Heidi Montag making her comeback in a porn version of Matador and I’m so glad I was wrong – Popoholic

If you need Kylie Minogue, she’ll be crying at the bottom of a lukewarm shower, because now the world knows that she once sucked on the Muscles from Brussels – ICYDK

Just when you think the Internet has outdone itself – OMG Blog

Naomi Watts in a wig or Pippa Middleton? – Popsugar

Rashida Jones apologies for truth-telling – Just Jared

“It wasn’t me! It was Gwen Stefani! She drives a Porsche Panamera too!” – Lindsay Lohan the next time she rear ends a bitch – Moe Jackson

This dog’s cabbage hat is the look – Cityrag

I can’t wait for Britney Spears’ cover of this – Videogum

Derek Hough and a furry friend (sadly, it isn’t a picture of him at a bear bar) – I’m Not Obsessed

But I don’t want to look – Hollywood Rag

Tags: Night Crumbs

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]