Night Crumbs

Snoop Dogg thinks he’s the reincarnation of Bob Marley, has quit hip hop and is recording a reggae album as Snoop Lion. In other words, Snoop got beyond blazed while watching The Lion King with The Wailers blasting in the background – The Hollywood Reporter

Somebody tell Taylor Swift to Google “Kennedy curse” – Lainey Gossip

Brad Pitt needs to paste that bushy stache over his eyes if he wants to nail his JR Ewing impersonation – Popsugar

For the 50 millionth year in a row, Vanity Fair has done a wrong by not naming Shauna Sand as their best dressed of the year – Celebitchy

Please tell me that a second after this picture was taken, Miley Cyrus’ dog lifted his leg on her skirt – Drunken Stepfather

Today’s lesson from Christina Milian: When the paparazzi won’t return your calls, just tweet your own swimsuit pictures – Hollywood Tuna 

This is best viewed with the mute button on – Towleroad

“At least I’m not doing men in the bathroom all night long, slut pig!” – Kim Richards – The Superficial 

That motorcycle is staring at Olivia Munn’s ass – Popoholic

Jared Padalecki with child – ICYDK

BREAKING: Tommy Girl makes Suri Cruise walk on her own. “Happiest place on Earth” my ass – Just Jared

SamRo feels Katy Perry’s pain – IDLYITW

Cuba Gooding Jr. is wanted, which is not something you hear often – Celebslam

Julianne Hough + Josh Duhamel + Nicholas Sparks = unflavored cheese – The Berry 

Hermione Granger is not going to get tied up and slapped around – Videogum

Falcor Rimes’ endodontist did us all wrong by not sewing her much shut when they had the chance – Hollywood Rag

1975: Where nightmares go for inspiration – Cityrag

Why the children of Austria were running from the town center while screaming about how The Grinch has arrived really early to steal Christmas – I’m Not Obsessed