Afternoon Crumbs

July 18, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

And now for gift from The Glittery Gaysians of YouTube. Here’s a bright shiny Asian jewel showing Beyonce up by recreating her video using only a MacBook Pro, his parent’s house, a few of his friends, a budget of almost zero and a wardrobe (aka a Snuggie) that is a million times more stylish than anything House of Dereon has ever designed. Keep the Visine handy, because this will blow glitter in your eyes from all different angles. – Crunk + Disorderly

Disappointment is the reaction I felt after seeing that the second coming of Jesus isn’t wearing a lace front – Lainey Gossip

How to make a gay-friendly Chick-Fil-A sandwich – Towleroad

Oh, here’s Nicole Kidman and a stached Clive Owen boning as the world ends – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I wonder what the Oxycontin pill that is Rush Limbaugh is going to say when he finds out that Catwoman gets her birth control from Gotham City’s Planned Parenthood? – The Superficial

Blake NotSoLively is one of those “I don’t work out! I eat whatever I want! BLAH BLAH BLAH” hos – Celebitchy

Something to feed your “dudes in suspenders” fetish – The Berry

Kim Kuntrashian is only screaming because she’s afraid her plastic face is going to fly off – ICYDK

Katie Holmes’ prayers for Tommy Girl to God were somehow redirected to Xenu’s voicemail – Videogum

Miley Cyrus’ dog looks really excited about going on a long ass flight with these two – Popsugar

Did the director have to ruin the shot of Milo Ventimiglia’s ass by including Adam Sandler’s face in it? – (NSFW) OMG Blog

“I carry myself in a more manly way” – The Lesbeaver – Just Jared

But more importantly, it’s not okay that Nicole ScherMINGEr looks like the Fly Girls’ old wardrobe closet shat all over her – Celebslam

Wheelchair Jimmy’s new palace fittingly looks like a mini Playboy mansion – Cityrag

Carlton better sing his rendition of Ebony & Ivory at his wedding – SOW

Janet Jackson should really be furious at the ho who did her makeup – I’m Not Obsessed

Why is Alessandra Ambrosio wearing Gay Al’s favorite night shirt to the beach? – Popoholic

Elton John has a good explanation for why he never publicly came out about his undying love for peen – Hollywood Rag

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]