Ride That Brody Ass, Gurl, Ride It!

July 6, 2012 / Posted by:

These are the greatest pictures I’ve ever seen of an Afghan Hound getting groomed on a boat.


Adrien Brody (aka the only hot piece whose hung nose I’d sit and spin on) and his girlfriend Lara Lieto are on a yacht in the South of France somewhere and when you’re on a fancy boat with a humanized Afghan Hound, you do whatever it takes to make sure he’s squeaky clean at all times. You dip your hands into his swim chonies and knock the dingles dangling all of his luscious ass hairs. While you’re down there, you pinch at his no-no lips a little bit to really make him drop, pucker and pop. Then you move your hand to his front and knock away all the crabs in his bush before making sure that he’s completely cheese-free down there. This IS love.

The only thing I ask of Lara, is that the next time she takes Adrien from behind and does the “boning that ass with my clit” pose, can she please wear this t-shirt over her bikini? It would make my life a whole lot easier if I only had to Photoshop my head over her instead of my head AND torso. Thanks, bitch.

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