Hot Slut Of The Day!

The “sausage” costume the mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire in England wore to wave at the Olympic torch as it passed through her town on Wednesday. After the residents of Louth all gathered on the streets to watch a flaming torch come down the road, their coochies and culos clenched when their mayor, Jill Makinson-Sander, waltzed through the crowd dressed like a freshly scrubbed uncircumcised dick. Jill wore the costume to promote Lincolnshire’s famous sausage, but not many of the locals hos were amused and thought their mayor looked more like the Scientology men’s spa mascot. One of the resident’s told The Mirror that nobody could take their eyes off of Mayor McPeen:

“She probably thought she was being quite fun and quirky – but it backfired a little bit. People couldn’t take their eyes off her because it looks so rude – her outfit certainly gained a few titters among the crowd.

“It’s something you’d expect to see on a stag-do – not being worn by a respectable mayor. She didn’t carry the torch but when you saw her running down the street by the torch relay team nearby it really looked like she was wearing something obscene.”

Oh, I bet this smiley peen costume gained a few titters. I don’t know what that means, but it seems about right.

Yeah, it sort of looks like a walking marketing prop for Magic Mike or a chew toy for John Travolta’s b-hole, but that’s why I love it!  Who doesn’t want a giant dick for a mayor? (“I have a giant dick for a mayor and I don’t love it” said everyone who hates their mayor) Besides, it’s not like this costume was seen by public eyes for that long. Just a few minutes after Mayor Jill strolled out onto the street wearing this, Katie Price ran up with a step stool, climbed up, straddled on top of it and swallowed most of the sausage with her chocha. Mayor Jill hasn’t been heard from since.