Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 2, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

The Duck Hunt Dog! More like the Duck Cunt Dog. This bitch right here was as bold as bold can be and every kid who grew up playing Duck Hunt on NES probably learned how to hate by getting laughed at by this cruel motherfucker (yes, I thought about typing “motherducker” but realized it’s always too early for a pun like that).

The Duck Hunt Dog really did have the perfect job for a fake video game dog. Dude got to lie in the grass, nibble on 16-bit foie gras and cackle right in the faces of children who didn’t know how to shoot. He’d laugh right at you even though you had a plastic gun in your hand. Bitch didn’t care, because he was bulletproof. Wonder Woman didn’t have shit on him.

I sucked at that game and would even miss the ducks if I put the plastic barrel of my plastic gat right up to the TV screen. So the Duck Hunt Dog practically got a sore throat from laughing at me all day. Rude bitch.

The makers of Duck Hunt realized that they could make the dreams of children come true if they made it possible to shoot the laugh out of that evil beast, so they granted that wish in the bonus game of the arcade version. So this is for all the children of the 80s:

Sweeeeeeet revenge!

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