Afternoon Crumbs
Charlize Theron is wearing a dress that looks like a peen sheath made from the night sky. In other words, I’m into it – ICYDK
Lainey’s take on the Zhang Ziyi prostitution whore scandal has turned my #getmoneybitch reaction into a #sneakoutofthereandtakeyourwholefamilywithoubitch reaction – Lainey Gossip
Sofia Vergara knows that a true Latina style icon always matches her lipstick to her purse – Hollywood Tuna
One Million Moms needs to eat one million dicks – Towleroad
UPDATE: Afrojack and Wonky McValtrex are still bumping herp sores – Celebitchy
The City of Los Angeles should just pass a law making it illegal for amphibians to be naked in public, because when Courtney Stodden finally turns 18 in iguana years she’s just going to be all naked all the time – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Since Spring Breakers basically looks like an episode of Cops, I really hope there’s a cameo by Stephanie Yellowhair – IDLYITW
I’m mad that Bruce Jenner didn’t wear his bikini too – The Superficial
Emma Watson looks like a miniature Posh and Posh already looks like a miniature Posh – The Berry
Leave Mila Kunis’ tiny extra chunk aloooooone – Popoholic
Translation: Laura Weisberger needs a check – OMG Blog
It’s Thor’s baby! – Popsugar
Something you didn’t ask for: James Franco on Girls – Just Jared
Sadly, we’ll never get that “Eh-Oh lalalalala gay!” cover of People Magazine with the Teletubbies on it – Videogum
Ed Harris keeps his pistol next to his other pistol – SOW
A better question would be, who does RiRi not want to see naked? – Hollywood Rag
My bitchy ass chihuahua would be on this list if he knew how to make a smile – Cityrag
Katie Holmes should just legally change her name to The Fuck Are You Wearing Katie – I’m Not Obsessed