Afternoon Crumbs
It’s like the Lollipop Guild version of Blade Runner! – Hollywood Tuna
Shia LaDouche won’t let his curls be fully great (you know he uses Mo’ Body Vitale) – Lainey Gossip
Shouldn’t it be some kind of international law that every Bond trailer should have at least 10 seconds of Daniel Craig struttin’ down the beach in a swim panties? – Celebitchy
No stunt double will ever beat JLo’s gorgeous stunt double – The Berry
I’d rather watch Mrs. Krabappel and Patty get it on with their mouths – Towleroad
Princess Margaret from The Tudors is in a two piece – The Superficial
‘Enry ‘Iggins is not amused – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
“Oh, just like I did yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before, I walked to my car in front of the paparazzi but this time I wore a red dress instead!” said MiserAlba to Cash Warren when he asked what she did that day – Popoholic
Nick Stahl has finally put his ass in rehab – ICYDK
Only here for the mimosas – IDLYITW
Either Stepford Katie truly doesn’t give a fuck or Scientology’s trying to scare away her Thetans by throwing fugly clothes over them – Popsugar
This is EXACTLY what it looked like when Rojo Caliente fertilized one of her eggs – OMG Blog
Will Smith does the Fresh Prince song, manages not to slap a trick while doing so – The Daily What
Posh keeps Becks’ forehead shiny so she can always see herself in it, right? – Just Jared
Cheryl Cole is meeeeeeeeeeelting into the red carpet – Moe Jackson
That pap in the back should be in the background of EVERY Kartrashian picture – I’m Not Obsessed
Pussies in baskets – Cityrag
Becks wants to star in the real-life remake of Ladybugs – Hollywood Rag
How many kinds of endangered species were butchered in the making of this disaster? – Crunk + Disorderly