Hot Slut Of The Day!

FINALLY, fashion has given us what we really, really want in this life: PEEEEEEEEEEEN! These peen leggings are the perfect pants for you or the dick worshiper in your life who want to scream their love of cock from their legs while keeping it cute. Yes, power bottoms and certified cock sluts will try to rub their asses against your pants like a cat in heat, but that’s a selling point, right? I was about to type that these peen leggings paired with a Golden Girls crop shirt will be the official Dlisted job uniform, but that’s not going to happen. First of all, they’re like $152 (I’ll wait until JoAnn Fabrics puts this peen print on special). Second of all, I really wouldn’t get shit done since I’d be trying to lick my thigh all the time.
via Fashionista & Buzzfeed (Thanks Michelle and Kevin!)