Afternoon Crumbs

May 3, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

The Difficult Brown debuts his new gold painted butt plug, which he’s obviously wearing in the picture above – IDLYITW

Linda Evangelista is still heading the East Coast chapter of the #getmoneybitch movement – Lainey Gossip

Sookeh wants you to know the shocking news that bi-sexuality really doest exist in real life and is not the unicorn of sexual orientation – Towleroad

ScarJo got a star on the Hollywood Walk of People Who Paid $30,000 To Get This Useless Shit – Celebitchy

LeAnn Rimes’ plastic titty sacks’ slow migration to her armpits is going as scheduled – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It looks like that Jenelle Evans skank also got a silicone belly bump implant or she’s knocked up again and we’re all screwed – The Superficial

Kate Upton models her nature made arm and hand bra – Hollywood Tuna

Emma Watson just needs a Venti Frapp, an Ed Hardy trucker hat and a bag from Kitson, and her 2005 L.A. skank look will be complete! – Popoholic

Just like her sanity, Courtney Love has lost her rights to Kurt Cobain’s image – ICYDK

Not sure what it says about me (SPOILER ALERT: That I’m trash), but I’d totally get tattoo #1 inked on my taint – The Berry

Poor puppy is looking at Miley Cyrus and probably thinking she’s going to chew on him with those huge ass teefs of hers – Cityrag

Brad Pitt and his hair twin go to Legoland – Popsugar

Olivia Wilde’s burgundy lipstick is very “seasoned chola going to an oldies festival” – SOW

Why hello there, Lance Bass’ hot piece – Just Jared

Methinks there’s an extra “n” in the name of Brangie’s new London mansion – I’m Not Obsessed

What Steven Spielberg meant is that he thought LiLo was E.T. in drag – Videogum

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