Evening Crumbs

April 30, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

What in the Batman meets Hefty bag hooker Hell is that on Adrienne Bailon’s body? – Hollywood Tuna

Sandra Bullock’s maybe piece looks like a younger Simon Cowell. Maybe that’s why Baby Louis can’t stop side-eyeing – Lainey Gossip

Either Mad Mel finally got a blowjob or his veterinarians sedated him with the same shit they sedate rabid bears with, because he was TOO calm on Leno – The Superficial

January Jones’ baby does have Matthew Vaughn’s hairline… – Celebitchy

RuPaul is not about to let lying bitches fuck up the Drag Race finale – Towleroad

Why is Kate Upton allowing her nipple to get that close to Troyzan from Survivor? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Where have the Glittery Gays of YouTube been, because I need them to recreate RiRi’s new video next to the BBQ in their mom’s backyard – The Berry

The skinny ass chipmunk that is Miley Cyrus walking to her car, take 5,298 – Popoholic

A true American hero – The Daily What

Patrick Dempsey is like the new Ryan Gosling – IDLYITW

Lady CaCa needs to be in prison for committing My Little Pony genocide – Just Jared

More privileged white girl problems coming your way! – Popsugar

Do you think Eddie Cibrian mumbled through the “for poorer” part or did he just skip it altogether? – ICYDK

Too easy: Queef Latifah will perform at Long Beach’s Gay Pride Parade – Crunk + Disorderly

Behold, Jessica Simpson’s first after-labor meal – Hollywood Rag

Exorcist baby (not a Snooki post) – Cityrag

No. – OMG Blog

Lionel Richie says “Goodbye” to Duets – SOW

I hope they call it Diaries of a Beard – I’m Not Obsessed

(Picture via Pacific Coast News)

Tags: Night Crumbs

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