Evening Crumbs

I’ve seen a broken glass and kidney stone ring on Regretsy that looks better than the $10,000 piece of crap that Eddie Cibrian bought for LeAnn Rimes for their 1st wedding anniversary. A ring fit for a fug! – Celebitchy

Kunty Karl’s human is out as Katy Perry’s piece – Lainey Gossip

Gross, I hate it when babies talk back – The Superficial

Has Stacy Keiberl’s forehead always looked like it was levitating away from her head or is the black magic of Photoshop to blame? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Oh, Peeta Bread, but saying “I’m going to troll for hot people sex with a hot people man at the people club” just doesn’t have the same ring to it – Towleroad

Selena Gomez’s fake ass smile is saying to that little girl, “So you’re trying to steal my bitch too, huh?” – Hollywood Tuna

A William Levy gallery is incomplete without his museum-worthy banana hammock pictures – The Berry

Screw Hilary Duff, we should be talking about the stoned dog friend in the background – Popoholic

It was nice of Michelle Williams to wear the dress her daughter’s class made during craft hour with old placemats – Go Fug Yourself

Club promoter = Mickey – ICYDK

Wheelchair Jimmy’s Bigfoot landing strip brows have been passed on, so says Media Takeout – IDLYITW

Taken minutes before the sun’s rays almost burned through Angie Jo’s vampire skin – Popsugar

Sarah Larson did it first and better – The Daily What

Camo puss – Cityrag

The outfit Jada Pinkett Smith is wearing on the right makes her look like a skinny midget Cleo from Set It Off – Crunk + Disorderly

Some Hollywood reporter can claim something that hundreds other people can claim – Hollywood Rag

lol @ “most photographed people in the world” – Just Jared

I’m sensing a trend…. – I’m Not Obsessed

Get into Chace Crawford’s leaky pits – SOW

What a regular night at Beyonce and Jay-Z’s dining room looks like – Videogum