Afternoon Crumbs
I guess Keebler is making silicone titty bags for elves now, because Hayden Panatroll’s got a pair and they’re covering her chest with shades of Tori Spelling – The Superficial
ScarJo admits to sucking on Sean Penn’s dehydrated crotch noodle, which is not something someone should ever admit – Lainey Gossip
Strangely enough, this is also where Suri Cruises come from – Towleroad
Slow day on the ho stroll = the paps taking pictures of She-Pratt – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
No, RPattz doesn’t want to take his shirt off, because he knows the Twihards can sniff out his nipple meat from ten miles away – Celebitchy
Gluten-free weed and penis cakes does a chipmunk’s body good – Hollywood Tuna
Adam Levine is flattered by Jennifer Love Hewitt the same way Steve Rodgers was flattered by Wiener Dog – ICYDK
Hayden Christensen’s hairy Canadian bacon nipples for your pleasure – Popsugar
It’s probably just me, but Jennifer Lawrence is looking a little Zellweger-ish in this picture. B.Coop’s next beard? – The Berry
I am only okay with a Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake if Jocelyn Wildenstein plays Salem – Videogum
If I had a crack rock for every time Dreamboat went to rehab, I’d probably be in rehab with Dreamboat – The Daily What Gossip
No, I’m serious this time, either Blahna Del Taco’s upper lip is escaping or there’s an invisible fishing hook tugging at it – Just Jared
JLo’s revenge dress looks a lot like a red eye-shift hooker’s get money dress – Cityrag
Renee Olstead works her wonk at The Avengers premiere – Hollywood Rag
Melody Thornton is the epitome of class – SOW
Sweet Brown is back – Crunk + Disorderly
PANTY CREAMING CENTRAL: The Avengers premiere last night – I’m Not Obsessed