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Bunnicula, star of the children’s bunnysploitationn book series about a bunny vampire (bunpire?) who turned the worlds of a cat and dog upside-down when their family brought him home one dark, stormy night after finding him in a movie theater playing Dracula. File this under: the weird shit we loved as children….
You really can’t graduate from elementary school without one of your teachers telling you about this bitch right here. To make a short story even shorter, Bunnicula was about all the foolery that goes down after the Monroe family brings a red-eyed bunny home. Chester the cat immediately believes that something isn’t right about Bunnicula, because he sleeps all day, has fangs and sucks the life out of vegetables (“That sounds familiar…” – Apple and Moses Martin). Chester tries to convince Harold the dog that Bunnicula is out to terrorize the Monroes. I don’t remember exactly how it ends, but I’m pretty sure it ends with Chester Bunnicula falling in love and getting married before they break the headboard while consummating their romance. Something like that.
Speaking of Twilight, don’t you miss the simpler days when every kid’s vampire of choice was a shifty bunny and not Edward Cullen’s sparkle ass?
And the only thing that can make Bunnicula better is Victor Garber reading it to you. Get that in my ear. Happy Easter, everyone!
(For Lahoma)