Tori Spelling Might Be A Duggar

March 23, 2012 / Posted by:

When this picture hit my screen, I thought it was a gigantic butt. The same goes for the picture on the left. The breed machine formerly known as Tori the Hutt announced on her website (via UsWeekly) today that right after she birthed out her 5-month-old daughter Hattie McWhateverthatchildssecondnameis, another fetus checked into her vacant womb. Tori just couldn’t let her Donna Martin breathe for a second before letting Dean stick it in again. Tori said this about the fourth cast member of her reality shit show empire:

Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us.


Tori Spelling’s pussy stay looking like Donna Martin’s drunk face. It’s traumatized and not sure whether or not it wants to pass out or barf. Tori is obviously not thinking of her coochie, because it’s bad enough that the poor thing has to look into the sleazy eye of Dean’s dick all the time. Tori and Dean are also not thinking of us, because another baby means that there’s another mouth to breastfeed, which means that Dean will obviously “accidentally” Tweet another picture of her (NSFW) naked post-feeding time tit.

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