Afternoon Crumbs

March 5, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Dozens of outtakes from Darren Criss’ topless People Magazine spread have come out and I’m just going to leave them here for you while I wonder how I should feel about his Count Chocula brows – Towleroad

Michelle Williams and Jason Segel had a moment together at Chateau Marmont, but I think the real story is here is that the Chateau’s resident crackhead Lindsay Lohan didn’t drop out of the air conditioning vents to rage at Michelle for stealing the role she was reincarnated to play! – Lainey Gossip

Don’t fuck with Martha – Celebitchy

Don’t let anybody tell you that taking a ride on the Bang Bus doesn’t leave to a bright future in cinema – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

We’re living in a world where Justin Bieber can buy a $10 million mansion – The Superficial

Jamie Pressly’s ass is side smiling at us – Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus’ piece in GQ – The Berry

Mila Kunis in Bazaar – Popoholic

Charlie Sheen in Teeths of Meth – ICYDK

Zac Efron’s bonus for The Lorax is going to buy him a lot of gold condoms – OMG Blog

Willow Smith’s head is celebrating St. Patrick’s Day early – Just Jared

Usher gave Justin Bieber a hummer for his birthday – The Daily What

Ole girl in the green lives in Belize, but I bet she’s never felt the heat like this before – Popsugar

I kept waiting for her solitary laugh to turn into a solitary slow weep – Videogum

BREAKING: Kingston Rossdale dyed his hair back – SOW

Just like 99% of society, Bethenny Frankel’s husband doesn’t like her ass – Hollywood Rag

My thoughts and prayers are with Fantasia’s crotch at this time, because it must be going through some serious shit while trapped in that velvet catsuit of NO – Crunk + Disorderly

They obviously teach Gold Digging 101 in preschool now, because Baby Brahim wants to marry Madge – I’m Not Obsessed

Miley Cyrus models the latest in hillbilly jogging wear – Cityrag

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