And Now, Here’s Some Advice For Kris Humphries From Snoop Dogg

January 27, 2012 / Posted by:

WARNING: About three seconds after hitting play on this NSFWish mess, a giant sperm fish with a mouth will scare away the afternoon buzz you got from inhaling nitrous out of a whipped cream can in the bathroom.

During Snoop Dogg’s web show, he was asked to drop a little few words of unfiltered wisdom into the ear holes of Kris Humphries and this is the hilarious shit that came blazing out of his mouth:

“The first advice is, you dumb ass nigga, you shouldn’t have tried to wife the bitch. She’s not that type of a ho. She gets around, man. Did you see when Reggie took the bitch to Africa? She was looking at the Africans cause they had bigger dicks than his. He didn’t know how to act afterward. They sent his ass to Miami. Reggie the only nigga that bounced back from the bitch. She’s cold-blooded. I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the niggas she got and how she played them. So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.”

That’s funny. That’s pretty much the same thing my mom said to the first serious boyfriend I brought home to meet her. And I really hope someone translates Snoop’s advice into grunts and snorts so that Kris can actually understand it.

via THR

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