Afternoon Crumbs

January 23, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

If one of the Nelson twins became a post-op transsexual and stuffed her chest with dinosaur eggs, this is what the band would look like today and I’d be their biggest fan forever and always – Hollywood Tuna

Angie Jo is back to wearing black and I’m pretty sure Brad Pitt got a flea dip so all is well in the world again – Lainey Gossip

By the looks of that outfit, the only thing Justin Bieber is going to star in is Ernest Goes To Lederhosen Hell – The Superficial

More evidence that RiRi continues to make wonderful life choices – Celebitchy

You might see this as pictures from AVN, but Courtney Stodden sees this as pictures of her future wardrobe – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

This was J.J. Abrams original idea for Lost, but he knew it would be too horrifying for the public to watch – Popoholic

Blind Item Solved: Kristin Calawhatever is with child – ICYDK

Is Cameron Diaz moisturizing her face with the cooking grease my abuelita keeps in a jar under the sink? – Hollywood Rag

Gay marriage needs to be made legal in Australia so two of my favorite Australians, Sharon from Kath & Kim and Gran from Angry Boys, can get married – Towleroad

Before the love died… – The Berry

BREAKING: Shiloh got a haircut – Popsugar

Allan Hawco’s ass, come and get it – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Zac Efron gets his butch on at Home Depot – Just Jared

I think I’ve made Tom Brady’s new mansion with Legos before – Cityrag

Eurika for MVP! – Videogum

Presenting the Gold Digger Anthem of 2012 – Crunk + Disorderly

Tracy Morgan was down and out in Park City over the weekend – I’m Not Obsessed

The video of Suri’s birth finally surfaces – The Daily What

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