Afternoon Crumbs
Shakira’s wearing the sparkliest blood clot I’ve ever seen – Hollywood Tuna
Justin Timberlake’s got a new beard – Lainey Gossip
In Russell Brand’s defense, usually the dirt grease around his fingers causes his wedding ring to slip off by itself anyway- The Superficial
That sad moment when you find yourself jealous of an unborn baby who will get to sit next to ASkars at the Christmas dinner table – Celebitchy
Please tell me Madge has a needlepoint pillow with a pug on it in her sitting room – Towleroad
Today’s episode of STUNT QUEEN Nipple Slips starring AnnaLynne McCord – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Thankfully, Marie Claire used the de-Snooki tool on Xtina – Popoholic
Today is your lucky day if you’re in the market for a mixture of pool water, jizz from a pool boy and the ass juices of Scientology’s reigning princess – ICYDK
Zoe Kravitz is still with that Muppet from Gossip Girl – Just Jared
Drew Barrymore sort of looks like she’s got cotton mouth on InStyle – Popsugar
Sometime in the near future, Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah go on a mother/daughter bonding walk together – Hollywood Rag
More shit, this time with lesbians! – Cityrag
It’s nice knowing that I’m not the only one who throws out a “bless you” at my dog when he sneezes – Four Four
Knocked Up: Molly Sims is! – I’m Not Obsessed
Where The Wild Skanks Are – Crunk + Disorderly
Emma Stone wishes – Videogum
When the food plays with you – The Daily What
Lindsay Lohan’s teeth in that first picture remind me that I need to go and floss my ass crack – The Berry