Afternoon Crumbs

January 9, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

BREAKING: Prince William holds his own umbrella at the London premiere of War Horse (the movie directed by Steven Spielberg and not the documentary about how Camilla finally got Prince Charles to marry her ass) – Lainey Gossip

Speaking War Horse, the nightmares that poor baby had that night… – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry tells her Jew-hating Christian preacher father to shut his lips – The Superficial

Elin Nordegren’s brand new Chateau de Suck It Tiger is going to look exactly like the mansion she tore down – Celebitchy

A-Rod would like to put Kelly Kelly behind the cash wrap while he shops around a bit – Hollywood Tuna

Can Emma Stone please tell Andrew Garfield to stop dressing like a first grader on his first day back from winter break? – The Berry

John Travolta, set your Tivo! – Towleroad

The ShamWow Guy took a break from scrappin’ with hookers in Florida to shoot a new commercial – Towleroad

TOM SELLECK!!! (oh and Maria Menudoswhatever is there too) – Popoholic

All hail Queen Betty White on her 90th birthday extravaganzaaaaaa – Just Jared

Cameron Diaz is a lovely shade of Butterfinger shit – Popsugar

By “regrets” she means “dignity“, right? – ICYDK

That skid mark on your subway seat you thought was just chocolate sauce…. Well…. – OMG Blog

Mel Gibson just found his next bride – Videogum

Please tell me Christina Milian’s dress is by Body Glove – Hollywood Rag

The sweet nectar’s got RiRi doing the two hand jobs and a blow pose – Cityrag

Lisa Loeb’s got a case of the BABIES!!! again – I’m Not Obsessed

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