Afternoon Crumbs

January 6, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Guess who’s in a bikini again…. Oh, why am I bothering with this question bullshit. It’s LeAnn Rimes. You know it. I know it. We all know it. If you see a trick in a bikini, nine times out of ten, it’s LeAnn. – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What it would look like if Toni Collette and John Mayer with an Ogilvie home perm got together – Lainey Gossip

The scab nectar of America is leaking over to the UK again – Hollywood Tuna

This 24-month-old is already smarter than I could ever hope to be – The Berry

Will Jada Pinkett-Smith move her box of strap-ons out of her marital home already, because dragging this mess out is killing me (not really) – Celebitchy

Shakira’s sun-soaked nalgitas. That is all. – The Superficial

Whenever I see Dominic Purcell, I think how is it possible that he was never in Oz? The world ain’t fair. – Towleroad

Ashley Greene can walk, sip from a straw and carry a pocketbook at the same time – Popoholic

In this episode of Planet Earth, watch as a zebra/cheetah hybrid tries to waddle around after eating its entire herd – Popsugar

Hot Slut Runner-Up of the Day: Ole the Corgi – The Daily What

The golden child of a million halos has not been born yet – Necole Bitchie

Lily Allen named her daughter after your memaw – Just Jared

Milla Jovovich really likes seaweed – Hollywood Rag

How Mimi isn’t in at least 10 of these pictures is beyond me – Cityrag

Isaac Mizrahi got married – I’m Not Obsessed

What would Zoila say? Trace from Flipping Out is a guy with an iPhone and a camera-loving peen – (NSFW) Queer Click

This regional KIA commercial starring Gary Busey is incomplete without one of his signature acronyms for KIA – Videogum

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