Afternoon Crumbs

January 3, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Pax Jolie-Pitt thinks he’s hot shit by riding sidecar with Brad Pitt. Please! Sidecars are for amateurs. Maddox would stand on the handlebars while waving a flag made of the mutilated carcasses of a dozen Beanie Babies – Lainey Gossip

Maybe Jason Sudeikis can charm Olivia Wilde with his huge elephant leg dick (which I’m assuming he has) into only using her government name: Olivia Cockburn. Why would anyone choose Wilde over Cockburn?! I mean, COCKBURN! – The Superficial

The Vanity Fair cover where Daniel Craig sort of looks like a descendent of the Yodas – Celebitchy

MiserAlba pushed out a human baby three months ago and this is what she looks like in a bikini. I guess even stretch marks can’t stand to be around her. – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Fergie’s face is quickly speeding into the “Harpo, who dis woman?” lane – Hollywood Tuna

The Linda Lovelace biopic already sounds like a mess – Just Jared

Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres look beautiful here – Towleroad

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend continue to dry hump their way through Miami – Popoholic

Ashton Kutcher continues to fuck his way through Europe – Popsugar

Rachel McAdams in Glamour – The Berry

Kim Kuntrashian’s bangs look about as natural as those polyester spider legs around her eyes – ICYDK

LOL Weed – Cityrag

David Beckham’s nipples are staying in L.A. – OMG Blog

Why drunkenly shooting your roommate is a good idea sometimes – The Daily What

The fanciest STD warts I’ve ever seen are currently living on Amber Rose’s head – Crunk + Disorderly

Sofia Vergara SANS FARDS – SOW

For being a pasty mess, Mischa Barton looks good here – Hollywood Rag

St. Angie buying Brad Pitt a waterfall for his birthday is her way of telling him to take a damn shower already – I’m Not Obsessed

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