American Airlines is going to go to its bankrupt grave without ever giving Alec Baldwin the “WE SO SOWWY” he thinks he deserves for getting kicked the hell off of a flight after throwing a Words with Friends-induced melodramatic bitchy fit. So Alec put on his best AA pilot drag (IDENTIFY THEFT ALERT!) and apologized to himself during Weekend Update on SNL last night.
How many points does BITCHPLEASE get you on WWF? But seriously, Alec was so good at this that it’s almost like he wakes up every morning, puts on a captain hat, gets in front of the bathroom mirror and says “Alec Baldwin is an American treasure.” Yeah, he totally does that right before he sits on the toilet and uses his frustration over a difficult WWF game to push out a stuck shit.
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