Afternoon Crumbs

The Nutcracker Soldier wins in every single one of these shots of the child army at FAO Schwarz – Lainey Gossip

How many times do you think Kim Kardashian tried to suck off those black pointy nubs on her shoulders? – The Superficial

Jessica Biel’s dress would look much better on a 1970s Cher – Hollywood Tuna

“You are wrong, Mindy McCready“ said every single person in the world – Celebitchy

Nicki Minaj calls it “kissing” but Madge calls it “feeeeeeeding on her soul” – Towleroad

Breaking: Spaz de la Huerta mostly keeps her clothes on for S Moda Magazine – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

AIDS joke + Mr. Belvedere + Danny’s whole entire outfit = I CAN’T – The Daily What

This polar bear dog is totally stoned – The Berry

Chupa Zoe LITERALLY can’t blink like LITERALLY – Popsugar

Elisha Cuthbert or Sookeh with the farts? – Popoholic

I love Jude Law’s “don’t you even look at my man” pucker – Just Jared

Janice Dickinson is giving us brand new information – OMG Blog

Zach Morris’ ex-wife is now Jeff Probst’s current wife – SOW

If you’re trying to break the world record for seeing Miranda Kerr in a bikini the most numbers of times, here’s a few pictures that will get you toward your goal – Hollywood Rag

I’ll keep it simple: Shut the dick up, Tameka! – Crunk + Disorderly

With a double bubble butt like that, my guess is Rob Kardashian in a wig – Cityrag

Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Police Department is putting together a special SWAT Team to handle Khloe Kardashian’s sasquatch baby when it terrorizes the city – I’m Not Obsessed