Afternoon Crumbs

November 10, 2011 / Posted by:

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show looked like an episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race took out of a mob of child beauty queens before crashing into a candy rave – Popoholic

If a swollen asshole and a mermaid’s tail mated in a bedroom bathtub – Lainey Gossip

JHud. King. Jovovich. that Muppet on the right. that Muppet on the left. Neither. Lawrence. JHud. Vergara. Neither. Faris. Burke. Gay Fish. Moretz. Neither. Klum. Nettles. Winslet. Neither. Kensit. Bell. Mendes. Xtina. – The Berry

Pimp Mama Kris had an affair when she was 30. She gave birth to Khloe when she was 31. The affair was with Lou Ferrigno. The Hulk, you are the father! (Note: I totally made that part up about Lou Ferrigno) – The Superficial

The celebrity couple version of boiled jicama might be moving in together – Celebitchy

A player for an American soccer team (not Becks) comes out – Towleroad

And then they drove to a nearby motel where they broke the sexual tension with a double-sided dildo – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Maria Fowler is like the Aubrey O’Day of the UK, right? – Hollywood Tuna

Did LeAnn Rimes fuck Miss Piggy’s man before or after this picture was taken? – ICYDK

I’m guessing this year the CMAs let kindergarteners choose Entertainer of the Year – Just Jared

What adorable dicks – The Daily What

Weed whacked – Cityrag

When are we going to get to that part where we find out that Princess Sophia Grace is really Matt Lucas in a little girl suit? – Videogum

Piers Morgan is out of Talent – SOW

Nia Long is a mom again – I’m Not Obsessed

Where’s my uncle the gardener when we really need him? – Crunk + Disorderly

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