Afternoon Crumbs

Gozer the Gozerian and early 80s Billy Idol check out of the Tokio Hotel – Just Jared

“No plan. No backup. No choice” is the same thing Tommy Girl said to Stepford Katie the first time he caught her trying to go down the escape ladder out of her bedroom window – Lainey Gossip

Why is Ronnie Wood hanging around with Lindsay Lohan? – The Superficial

A temporary fruit fly anthem courtesy of X-Factor’s first victim – Towleroad

London Fog presents their “She’s all we could afford” campaign starring Nicole Scherminger – The Berry

RPattz wants Taylor Lautner’s body – Celebitchy

Face by Baby Jane, Dress by ACE Bandage – Hollywood Tuna

Barnes & Noble is currently offering a very special deal: buy 1 copy of Snooki’s second book, get 1 free punch to the face – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

PETA is suing Sea World for whale slavery and yet Papa Joe walks free…. – OMG Blog

Eddie Murphy is going back to the raunch – ICYDK

The Best of Whoreoween presented by someone named Melanie Iglesias – Popoholic

BUUUUUUN-NEEEEEEEEEEES (and two humans and a goat too) – Popsugar

What happens when Elton John and Pete Burns’ farts touch – The Daily What

It’s official: Blake Lively’s vagina shoots out Lucky Charm marshmallows – Celebslam

Herman Cain’s campaign song is awesome – Videogum

JLo, you know you don’t have to do the hail Skeletor salute anymore, right? – Hollywood Rag

Pimp my rider – Cityrag

And just like some beards, GOOP is itchy, annoying and full of crap – SOW

Tyler takes a tumble – I’m Not Obsessed