Afternoon Crumbs

I love a good cardigan that looks like two geese (or whatever those are) are biting your nipples – Hollywood Tuna

Justin Bieber was robbed – Lainey Gossip

Jude Law gives his puzzle piece hairline the night off – The Berry

And here’s Marion Cotillard’s open crepe nipples – The Superficial

If you like “screwing a lube sock” jokes, you’ll love the American Reunion trailer – The Daily What

SkinnyGirl is a LiarGirl – Celebitchy

The Real World being The Real World – Towleroad

Why did I think GOOP was attacking another victim with her mouth again? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

JLove SANS FARDS in case you missed it all the other times she did it – Popoholic

Of course there’s going to be a House of Dereon maternity line – Just Jared

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s counseling camping trip looked like a lot of fun – Popsugar

Jon Hamm in Don Draper drag – ICYDK

Candyland Refugee: Nicki Minaj has the look down – Hollywood Rag

That wild animal on the left should really crawl up to Jason Statham’s head and keep it warm – Cityrag

When you see the headline “Poodle mauls owner’s face off” think of these pictures – SOW

The Albert Nobbs trailer is here! And yish, I’d hit it. – I’m Not Obsessed

Stealyonce really did teach Kelly Rowland everything she knows – Crunk + Disorderly