Betty White’s Still Hot: The Video

October 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Some of us have already heard the song that made me feel like I was getting DPed in the ears by a bass speaker and a glow stick wrapped in cheesecake and now here it is in moving picture form! Like I said before, Betty White is an earth angel and if she Hitler saluted a blind orphan toddler right in the face and farted out the melody of a Ke$ha song while wearing an I Heart A Nancy Grace Fart shirt made of kitten whiskers, I’d gently escort her to the nearest mental hospital lanai, but I’d do so with loooooooove. So I’m just going to say that the video for “I’m Still Hot has everything you could ever want from a video: Betty White, cheesecake and succulent man titties that you just want to give a mammogram to.

Oh, and Betty is doing this to raise awareness for the Lifeline Program and some of the proceeds from the sale of the song will go to The L.A. Zoo. So see, Betty is doing it for the animals. Or as my little cousin with a fucked up lisp says, the annniminals.

(Thanks Erin)

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