Hot Slut Of The Day!

Miss Gay Mortal Kombat Brazil 2011!

Dlisted reader Marcos explains this beautiful mess better than I ever could, because if he didn’t break it down for me I’d think this was a lost scene from the homecoming episode of Saved By the Bell where Kelly Kapowski goes Crouching Tuck, Hidden Dragon on a bitch. The stunning late 80s era gowns from Windsor Fashions, Mandee, Judy’s and 5-7-9 give it away.

From the land of Brazil, I present you this video. Obviously they could all be Hot Slut of the Day, but I think that the title goes to the ninja one. You probably won’t understand it (hell, not even I understood all this mess), so I will try to explain it briefly: the hot slut with the blue short skirt thought she was just too damn good to be third place, so she stole the mic and started to complain and get violent. After all the ass kicking, the orange-dressed queen decided to let the good people watching this mess choose the winner and, as it happens in all fairy tales, the third runner-up magically become the 2011 MISS GAY OF BOM JESUS (yes, the city’s name is the Brazilian expression for Good Jesus or Bueno Jesus). I guess dreams do come true.

This piece of magic is over 6 minutes long but the glitter really gets spread at the 2:40 mark:

I honestly don’t know what took me higher: the queen in the black floral dress from Contempo calling them all ugly bitches, the queen wearing your blue ruffled prom dress from 1988 storming off the stage, the queen who looks like Caroline Herrera on Laugh-In, the ninja queen putting her hose to the test by busting out FINISH HER!!! moves or the queen in teal who doesn’t drop her pose for a second during all of this cunt chaos. The answer is: ALL OF THE ABOVE (but mostly it was Miss Mortal Kombat)!