Like A Love Letter To Joel McHale, Nancy Grace’s Nipple Comes Out To Play

September 27, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

By now you’ve probably already pulled out your eyeballs with rusty pliers, marinated them in a pot full of boiling chloroform and shoved them back into your sockets just so you can send a roll of duct tape to the Dancing with the Stars Costume Department Attention: Nancy Grace’s Nipple Handler (aka Satan). But coming to Dlisted proves that you hate yourself so you might as well fully hate yourself by getting a second serving of Nancy’s NSFW succulent titty pepperoni.

It was only a matter of time before “Nancy Grace nip slip” became the #1 search term on AOL in the ninth circle (Yes, in the ninth circle they only have dial-up AOL with NO SECOND PHONE LINE). Last week, Nancy’s chichis were jumping around like her sanity cell trying to find the door marked “Exit” in her brain. It was bound to happen. Nancy’s dance partner is a hot piece in every way so you really can’t blame her chichis for popping a boner of sorts.

But seriously, Nancy’s peek-a-boo nipple plate was a win for three reasons: a) The West Coast cutaway shot of the NOT AMUSED audience members was the perfect response to Nancy’s slippery nipple. b) A Nancy Grace nip slip is like a “Who’s the sexy bitch now?” wink at Casey Anthony. c) Dancing with the Stars definitely needs more nipple slips (I’m looking at you, Tom Berg). It should really just be Nip Slipping with the Stars.

Here’s Nancy doing the Quickstep as her nipple did the Quickjump:

And Nancy’s nip might’ve been the breakout (literally) star of the night, but the runner-up was definitely the hot lady on Tom B’s right who got some much-needed camera time before J.R. Martinez’s dance:

Must’ve been hypnotized (or temporarily blinded) by the nipples in the air.

(Thanks Travis!)

Tags: Dancing With The Has-Beens, Nancy Grace, We Can All Go Home Now, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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