Afternoon Crumbs

Fall prediction: Maddox’s square bangs mullet will be the #1 requested haircut at salons everywhere! – Lainey Gossip

Chapter 1: I pick things up, I put things down – The Superficial

Larry Flynt is offering up $1 million for Rick Perry’s booty (and peen) in action – Towleroad

If you’re looking for the perfect sophisticated ensemble to wear to mass this Sunday (HAHAHAHA), Adrianne Curry wears the answer for you – Hollywood Tuna

That cuntbag Bill Hudson really gives the best compliments – Celebitchy

But where is Giggy?! And don’t tell me that he’s hiding in between Lisa Vanderpump’s titty sacks – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Let’s hear it for the….NO! – Just Jared

Hot bitch with the fannypack in the 10th picture is saying everything that needs to be said – Popoholic

Chris Brown is cheap – ICYDK

This would’ve been better if it was a SARS fight – The Berry

A wonderful journey down the nostalgic trail of Mr. Rogers’ cardigans – The Daily What

Soldier X comes out – OMG Blog

I didn’t know the costumes those little girls wear on Dance Moms came in Beyonce sizes – Hollywood Rag

Sarah Jessica Parker’s doily look is definitely missing one of these – I’m Not Obsessed

And we’re ScarJo-ing now – Cityrag

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