Afternoon Crumbs

September 19, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Reformed boring person Brad Pitt is giving me slight stoner STAINS eyes on Sports Illustrated – Just Jared

I just want to run my fingers through Kit Harrington’s hair, flick my hand over a frying pan and make some fried chicken – Lainey Gossip

Lindsay Lohan’s transformation into Ginger from Casino is two snorts closer – The Superficial

Amber Rose’s silver dollar nipples since she doesn’t show them on the daily – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

JLo’s video needs more product placement from Fiat – Towleroad

The day a dude in a pink tie married Naomi Campbell’s nipple with his eyes – Celebitchy

It’s totally fitting that Miley Cyrus’ bedroom looks like a bordello – Hollywood Tuna

Kitteh vs. Printer – The Daily What

Uma Thurman’s broken circulation t-shirt trend has spread to Kristen Stewart – Popsugar

The Lesbeaver needs to take those jeans off of Selena Gomez, slip them on and show that little ho how to really work ’em – Popoholic

Skeletor has a 17-year-old daughter – ICYDK

Tommy Girl will take one in every hide! – OMG Blog

Aaron Sorkin broke his nose while writing and a mirror was involved. No comment. – Videogum

For a change, Brit Brit’s piece is the one with Code 5150 eyes – The Berry

Chris Farley is alive! – Cityrag

File under: Things I shouldn’t type out loud. But am I the only shameless slut who thinks Brad Garrett is sort of hot? – SOW

Glazed eyes galore. All three of them were obviously hot boxin’ in the plane’s lavatory – I’m Not Obsessed

Basement Baby in London – Hollywood Rag

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