Afternoon Crumbs

September 8, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

It really makes me happy to see that Rick Perry is keeping Dionne Warwick’s “I got your number, hussy” move alive – The Daily What

Marion Cotillard is yodel-lay-he-hoo-ing with her hair – Lainey Gossip

DJ stands for Dumb Jackass, right? – The Superficial

Basement Baby likes to keep it wild down in her basement – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

QUICK! This is your chance to record Ryan Gosling saying “all stretched out” for your 5am wake up call – Towleroad

Suri Cruise heels look like the heels my abuelita wore to every wedding – Popsugar

Candace Swanepoel is getting a jump start on Slutopeen – Hollywood Tuna

Kate Winslet lets the brows wear her – Celebitchy

(Said in those voice of Amber from Clueless) She could be a librarian in those clothes – Just Jared

RiRi of the Damned – ICYDK

What booty? – Popoholic

The Latina magazine cover is seriously lacking some Charo and La Pequena – The Berry

JLove’s long box – Hollywood Rag

Reese Witherspoon got hit by a car driven by an 85-year-old woman (aka Jake Gyllenhaal in an 85-year-old woman mask who is trying to show Reese to not shade him to Taylor Swift again.) – Celebslam

Push out that doody bubble, JLo, push it. You can doo (doo) it! – Cityrag

One of the Jonas hos is going to Broadway – I’m Not Obsessed

2015 is getting closer – OMG Blog

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