Afternoon Crumbs
This might be because I’ve always got dick on the brain, but Hugh Jackmeoff’s torso hair is shaped like a skinny peen with a mushroom head – Lainey Gossip
Pimp Mama Kris is giving her daughter a touching wedding present by buying the sex tape that made her whole family famous – The Superficial
This. Tape. Must. Leak. Now. – Towleroad
Save our animals, especially Pamela Anderson’s camel toe – Egotastic!
Matt Damon is a GOOPophile – Celebitchy
The beard wears a stache, and other pictures from Julianne Hough’s hacked cell phone – Celebslam
Kate Hudson’s chichis brought to her by her growing fetus – Popsugar
RiRi’s vacation is never going to end – Hollywood Tuna
Claudia Schiffer’s got the whisper of brows – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Dean Rainbow Sherbert is a husband (to a woman) again – Just Jared
It’s going to be a long few months watching Hilary Duff walk to and from her car every day – Popoholic
Lies Young Outlawz told me – ICYDK
The Glittery Gays and Girls of the Femme Fatale Tour do their own tribute to Our Lady of Cheetos – The Berry
Soggy white buns provided by the Foo Fighters – The Daily What
Things my dog needs – OMG Blog
Every Hollywood ho but Lindsay Lohan is in that Pregnancy Day movie – I’m Not Obsessed
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are back together and look happier than ever (served in a bicycle basket full of sarcasm) – Moe Jackson
The Who Are Yous of the VMAs- Hollywood Rag
More like fugly ass heels of the VMAs – Cityrag
William Shatner rides Craig Ferguson – SOW
Breakfast at Dionne’s – Crunk + Disorderly