Afternoon Crumbs
It’s like the entire country of Japan all jacked off on Nicki Minaj. I guess Miss Japan is going to have to find a new National Costume to wear to the Miss Universe pageant – The Superficial
Sofia Coppola got married in the Easter dress you wore to get your picture taken with the mall bunny when you were a toddler – Lainey Gossip
Taylor Lautner’s “priss bottom taking a niner” face is a thing of beauty – Towleroad
JWoww’s face and JWoww’s fake titty balls are in a competition to see who can be the most plastic by the end of the year – Hollywood Tuna
Sarah Jessica Parker’s veiny hard dick arms come out to play. No wonder Matthew Broderick sticks around – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Baby Jesus needs to stop leaking the naked cell phone pictures Madge sent him – The Daily What
Adele’s got that Suzanne Sugarbaker hair – Celebitchy
Horseula vants to suck your carrots – Just Jared
It’s good to know that candy wigs will survive the Apocalypse – The Berry
At first I thought this was Tina Fey and I was so confused – Popoholic
Stepford Katie is a fug mess from that cock crooked smile to those cartoon death eye boots – ICYDK
Ryan Reynolds is obviously stopping by Sandra Bullock’s house to stick his firefly in her garden – Popsugar
If the Sandman gave Helen Lovejoy a facial – SOW
Four words: Colin Farrell peen print – I’m Not Obsessed
Jojo still exists – Hollywood Rag
Olivia Wilde is hungry – Cityrag
The only thing Sammi Sweetfart and Deena DeVito should be endorsing is penicillin shots – OMG Blog
Andrew Garfield is really fucking method – Videogum