Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

WHICH big star is ready to put her red-hot career on the back burner so she can concentrate on motherhood?

The new mom is using her Hollywood clout in the hopes that her not-so-busy fiance lands some lucrative movie deals. (National Enquirer via CDAN)

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied? Benjamin must be pissing hot baguettes over this shit. Benjamin thought that he’d be spending his days twirling FOR HIS LIFE by the pool while a nanny takes care of his baby and his sugar piece is out putting fresh ballet shoes on his feet. And now she wants him to actually work?! Like all the time. What part of the game is this?

After a night of drunken partying, this A/B list actor really got hurt by getting an injury from an antique collectors sword that someone had hanging in their home. He might have sported around a bandage and said he was hurt a more honorable way, but no. He was drunk, completely naked, and playing ‘ninja’ with another sauced up buddy. (BuzzFoto)

Sword fighting and “playing ninja”? If that isn’t a gay threesome, I don’t know what is. I’ll go with James Franco, because I got nothing else.

This is an interesting one. This actress is C list. Yes, she stars in her own television show which should make her at least a B lister, but she just does not get the publicity or really have that special name recognition. Her name is easy to remember though. Anyway, our actress has never really been in the public eye which has allowed her to date who she wants. Her preference? She-Males. Yep. The actress from a conservative town has the craziest fetish I have heard in a long time. (CDAN)

Patricia Heaton, obviously. Or Emily Rose from Haven? Or Jill Flint from Royal Pains? Or Brooke Elliott from Drop Dead Diva? But I don’t see what’s so crazy about this. Dick is a beautiful thing, titties are a beautiful thing and together they’re a beautifulester thing! Fun fact: When I spell checked “beautifulester,” the first suggestion was: give up and walk away from the keyboard.