Afternoon Crumbs
“I’ve planked and I can’t get up!” – Hugh Hefner for Life Alert – SOW
How many times do you think somebody asked ASkars, “Can I swat that fly off of your shirt with my tongue?” – Lainey Gossip
Ashley Tisdale is red, white and pantless – Hollywood Tuna
What is this “household” Johnny Bananas is talking about exactly? – The Superficial
Today’s title for the “Susan Boyle of (fill in the name of a country other than the UK or a talent other than singing” goes to these guys – Towleroad
If not for that tattoo, I would’ve thought this was LeAnn Rimes (apologies to Melanie Griffith for that comparison) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
See kid, push him off pier: Kate Moss knows how to do it – Celebitchy
Sky diving memaws are the best – The Daily What
Airlifted Dog and Sky Diving Memaw should really do some kind of show together – Videogum
Emmy Rossum looking like a member of the Sweet Valley High tennis team – Popoholic
Chantal Biya got ROBBED again – Popsugar
This picture of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini was obviously taken with the watch camera I got for my 13th birthday. I’ve been looking for that! – Just Jared
Bam Margera got a Ryan Dunn tattoo – ICYDK
Lea Michele in Bazaar – The Berry
Kate Moss walking behind a child, manages to not push him – Hollywood Rag
Stumped at the pump – Cityrag
Sarah Jessica Parker’s nanny is kind of hot. But she’s married to Matthew Broderick so she doesn’t have to worry about any Jude Law shit happening there – I’m Not Obsessed