Afternoon Crumbs

July 12, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Whatever was scooped out of Heidi Montag’s back somehow found its way into Megan Fox’s Botox-less face – The Superficial

Unless John Stamos is trying to start some gay rumors about himself, why the hell is he screwing around with Squinty? – Lainey Gossip

Super Gonorrhea is here to ruin sex stuff even more! (By the way, Super Gonorrhea is not Parasite Hilton’s new superhero name.) – Towleroad

Amanda Seyfried dips her minge (tattoo) in the water (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Point me towards a safe place for my eyeballs to land on – Hollywood Tuna

Colin Farrell ended his longtime love affair with fags – Celebitchy

The Woman with the Pink Gun has really hot hair – The Daily What

Vogue continues to fulfill its contract with the Illuminati by putting SJP on its cover AGAIN – The Berry

The Photoshop Thetans ran all across Katie Holmes’ face for the cover of InStyle – Just Jared

The future belle of the marine corps ball lost her pants for GQ – Popoholic

It’s Knox and Vivienne’s third birthday! Shouldn’t it be a religious holiday or something? Clock out! – Popsugar

The spirit of Dr. Kimberly Shaw has obviously taken over Amy Locane’s body, because the bitch is nuts – ICYDK

The Up house comes to life – OMG Blog

Oh, please you know that bag of femme frillies was Leonardo DiCaprio’s and he was just trying to play it off – Celebslam

That “Fuck You” tattoo is going to go perfectly with the “Fuck Me” tramp stamp he’s going to get in prison – NYC Barstool Sports

Somebody please upload the definition of manly into Stepford Katie’s internal dictionary – I’m Not Obsessed

Keri Hilson needs to stop saluting and fix that lop-sided, side mullet weave – Hollywood Rag

Guess the shitty “celebrity” finger tats? – Cityrag

Wait, so which one of them is calling Kate Middleton “trash in a parking lot“? – Videogum

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