Fourth Of July Crumbs

The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gretchen Rossi celebrates Independence Day by wearing the same patriotic bikini our forefathers wore on this day in 1776. But I don’t think the back of their bikini bottoms looked like they were letting out a series of synchronized fart ripples. – Hollywood Tuna

Prince William and Duchess Kate give each other the Christian side hug in Canada – Lainey Gossip

The Brittany and Santana lesbian kiss needs more tongue and dry scissoring – Towleroad

What the aftermath of a Porcelain Black and Cruella de Vil head-on collision would look like – Just Jared

Queen Latifah is still getting a work out, FYI – Crunk + Disorderly

I came. Twice. – SOW

Does Zac Efron realize that he’s got Tisdale crotch on his neck? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ty Ty Banks in a bikini – Moe Jackson

Eva Longoria in a bikini – Celebuzz

Weston Cage is not in a bikini, sadly, but the goth Hulk did get busted for domestic violence – TMZ

Snooki’s Ewok coochie breathes a sigh of relief as Vinny takes his watermelon dick out of the Jersey Shore house – Radar

Dear Todd Phillips, you’d get less diseases and your tongue would have a better time if you sucked face with Crystal the monkey instead of Wonky – ONTD