Afternoon Crumbs

Prince Hot Ginge’s legs in the air, ass out and mouth assuming the orgasm position… The camera can officially retire because there’s no way it will ever capture anything as perfect as this again – Lainey Gossip

As Holly Madison Tweet slaps at Crystal Harris, Miss January is slapping IcyHot on Hugh Hefner’s prune cheeks – The Superficial

Brokeback Tundra starring Jake Gyllnehaal and Bear Grylls – Towleroad

Ginger Spice is on a boat, scissoring her own nipple (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

JLo’s nipple is making me crave pupusas con loroco – Hollywood Tuna

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green should switch swimsuits – Just Jared

Even GOOP’s run in with the law is boring – Celebitchy

MiserAlba is still pregnant with MiserAlba III – Popoholic

Lea Michele will leave your television screens in 2012 – The Berry

Tommy Girl and Tom Brady look like they are in a race to see who can look exactly The Dutch Boy first – Popsugar

“But neck scarves are my thing!” – Maddox to Brad Pitt – ICYDK

Helena Bonham Carter makes STD face warts look hot in a new Marc Jacobs campaign – OMG Blog

Christie Brinkley or Toomes from X-Files’ child bride? – Hollywood Rag

Sad Keanu finds Happy Keanu – SOW

If Jessica Simpson baked a graduation cake – Cityrag

And not a fuck was given – I’m Not Obsessed

The part of a child touching serial killer will now be played by this dog – The Daily What