Afternoon Crumbs
With a ton of help from her best bitch Photoshop, Xtina gives us “Dee Snider as seen through the eyes of Anne Geddes” on the cover of W Magazine – Popsugar
Blake Lively, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Reynolds all had dinner together last night. Lose Blake Lively, the clothes and you’d have somebody’s wet dream gay fantasy. – Lainey Gossip
This Candies ad featuring Vanessa Hudgens ironing in her chonies makes me miss the good ole’ days of seeing Jenny McCarthy on the pot – The Superficial
Panty Creamer of the Day!!!! – Towleroad
Today is the day a blonde lady knows how Michelle Williams feels (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Fuck fried eggs, this is your brain on drugs – Hollywood Tuna
Ashley Greene SANS FARDS – Popoholic
A Shaq fuck tape might be the thing I need to successfully erase my memory of Kazaam – Celebitchy
A raggedy desert grifter with grease face could never get into Nobu unless his name is Keanu Reeves! – Just Jared
CLOSE THE MOON ROOF NOWWWWWW! – ICYDK
Paul Rudd is an idiot – The Berry
Be a good parent and play this Samuel L. Jackson lullaby for your children at bedtime tonight – OMG Blog
A tattooed web of no – Cityrag
If you’re going to “accidentally” flash a picture of your vagina, you might as well do it to your doctor who knows it personally – Celebslam
A good reason for why you should roll Sure on your nalgas before leaving the house as presented by Sophie Monk – Hollywood Rag
Translation: Bitches better add more zeroes to my check – I’m Not Obsessed
The Oscars screw with Best Picture again – SOW
The most adorable video of a lion trying to eat a human baby you’ll see today – The Daily What