Hot Slut Of The Day!
Thank you to Fresh at Crunk + Disorderly for baptizing my eyes this morning with a splash of labia ash, Anita Baker’s spit and the fumes from a poorly ventilated Raquel Welch wig. Get yourself a paper plate and feast your eyes on the transgendered New Orleans blossom Katey Red serenading her fair hamlet (emphasis on HAM) with a sweet lullaby to the Melpomene Projects.
With a face that would make any Braxton go bankrupt again to get and a wardrobe that was bought using a Burlington Coat Factory black card, Katey leads the pussy poppin’ parade in a vintage Ford Explorer before stepping out onto a dusty red carpet to entertain her legion of fans on a stage where I’m pretty sure an elementary school graduation took place just minutes beforehand.
Lady Chablis toasts to New Orleans’ new ambassador of glamour (and the new face of COOGI).