Afternoon Crumbs

June 7, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Update your files, Jared Leto is a spitter – Hollywood Rag

If Posh doesn’t get her salad dressing on the side, a gnarling testicle face will bark at you – Lainey Gossip

The creator of Lost basically said that the smoke monster would’ve made a better Emma Frost than January Jones did – The Superficial

James Franco’s high art tribute to Brad Renfro moves me to say: “TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND JUST STOP!” – Towleroad

Lady Gaga wears another creation from the House of Lookatmelookatmelookatmelookatmelookatme (Site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Marisa Miller gets motorboated by a bear – Hollywood Tuna

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod really are back together, but more importantly, what in pizza feet hell is that on her hooves? – Popsugar

More kitchen ass wigs and whack ass accents are coming your way courtesy of Angie Jolie – Just Jared

Even Maddox has to slow clap at Jennifer Aniston’s alleged acts of homewreckery – Celebitchy

Hot young nalgas alert – OMG Blog

Miranda Kerr needs to give those gold cuffs back to Wonder Woman – Popoholic

I am so happy about this Thelma & Louise reunion that I won’t even make a comment about the current state of Geena Davis’ face – SOW

Kelly Bensimon looking like a salmon jerky sushi roll – ICYDK

Look at this fucking hipster toddler – The Berry

Rest in peace, Shrek the Sheep – The Daily What

Mary-Kate Olsen shows us what Barbara Bush would’ve worn if she was first lady in 3011 – Go Fug Yourself

Get a room (inside of a quarantine tent in the middle of the Arabian desert), you two! – I’m Not Obsessed

(Image via Fame Pictures)

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