Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 29, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Katie Barberi, novella superstar actress and more importantly…Tangerine from The Garbage Pail Kids Movie! Long before Katie Barberi was yelling “LARGATE!!!” and double slapping her rivals in the face on Spanish soap operas, she was the object of Mackenzie Astin’s affection in the farterpiece of the 1980s that is The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is as amazing as it sounds. It’s like repeatedly pulling a chronic farter’s finger for 90 minutes straight while trapped in a sequined sauna filled with Aqua Net. And the breakout star of that mess is Tangerine, the sympathetic girlfriend of Mackenzie Astin’s bully. Bitch has everything you want in a 1980s beauty icon! She has a wardrobe that should get its own exhibit at the MET and hair that was teased so high that she could jump start a dead car battery just by standing next to the hood. Just look at the clip that the Academy will show in 20 years when they honor Katie with a Lifetime Achievement Award.

Katie quickly ~~was kicked out of~~ retired from American cinema after this, because she knew she could never top this performance nor her performance as “estudiante de Económicas” (not credited) in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

(For Lahoma)

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